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This is for Sarah.

Well, I was playing The Sims 2 today, and talking to my sister on the phone, and she told me to make all the presidential candidates and put them in a house together.

So I did.

From left to right, that's: Mike Huckabee (I know he's not that bald, but it's the closest I could get), John McCain, Ron Paul, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and the amazing Mitt Romney.

This is the 'white house'. I just grabbed a house from the houses bin and painted it white, because I was lazy. All of the candidates have their own bedrooms. Ron Paul sleeps in a coffin in an extension I added onto the attic. Mike Huckabee also sleeps in the attic. I feel kind of bad for making him share it with Ron Paul.

So right off the bat we've got an impromptu debate, Clinton vs. McCain, Romney vs. Paul, apparently about illegal immigration.

Meanwhile, Obama and Huckabee were like, "Bitches plz", and went to check out their new house.

Hillary tries to get a bit too friendly with McCain, but he's having none of that. What happened to being bipartisan?

Obama and Huckabee engage in a non-metaphorical game of chess. Funnily enough, all these people talk about is politics. It's kind of creepy.

Huckabee discusses his plans to redecorate the real White House when he inevitably wins the Republican nomination and then the general election. *Cough*

Hillary Clinton is less than impressed with Romney's stand on foreign policy. In the background, you can see that Huckabee and Obama have moved on from politics and are now discussing genies.


What is it with these people constantly trying to molest John McCain?

There's something very wrong here. Note Romney's insane grin.

Ron Paul endears himself to John McCain by admitting to his fear of ghosts...


She then sits down and reads a trashy romance novel. A++.

John McCain, demonstrating that he's a practical sort of guy, by taking out the trash. I don't know how much they could have accumulated, they've only been there two hours.

Barack Obama, about to pwn Mike Huckabee.

I bet you didn't know that Mitt Romney was an arteest.

Mitt Romney: Money is bad!


So I finally get Obama and Huckabee off the chess board, and these two fools take their place.

Ron Paul is angry that Obama woke him up from his nap. Watch out, Barack, he doesn't look too happy.

Ron Paul walks over to the chess board, where he proceeds to have a random ten-minute STARE DOWN with Mitt Romney.

This is worrying.

Apparently Ron Paul and John McCain are now bff.

That's better, gentlemen.

Date: 2008-02-01 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fondued-jicama.livejournal.com
You know, I was seriously sorry to get to the bottom of this, because I just wanted to look at the pictures and read your commentaries on our political situation until forever. XD

I'm still miffed about Colbert, though. He'd pwn all their asses.

Another odd thought: Barack is totally hot in the picture where he is smiling and lifting his eyebrow.

And when Hillary is talking about money, Romney looks like he is trying to distract her with his Elvis impression.

...and I now officially ship Paul/McCain. Yay impulsive!political!puppy-dog love!

Date: 2008-02-01 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
Oh, don't worry, I will be posting more. Playing these guys is way too much fun. XD

Date: 2008-03-07 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willdokangaroo.livejournal.com
Barack is totally hot in the picture where he is smiling and lifting his eyebrow. Oh good, it's not just me who thought that. XD

Date: 2008-03-07 09:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kyburg.livejournal.com
A Colbert Sims would be too great. I'd want to download him!

Date: 2008-03-08 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fondued-jicama.livejournal.com
... Maybe it's just me, but that sounds kinky. :D

Date: 2008-02-01 10:56 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)

im happy i told you to do this.... when's the sequel!

ps. ron paul doesnt look goofy/retarded enough

Date: 2008-02-01 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
I know, but I think his looks are beyond the capacity of the the Sims.

Date: 2008-02-01 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crosseyedcookie.livejournal.com
I seriously LOLd with this! You made my day!

Date: 2008-02-01 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huinesoron.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness... I particularly like pouty!Hillary in the Mitt's Foreign Policy scene.

Maybe this is a better way to run elections? Put them all in a house and see who comes out sane? You could be onto something...

Date: 2008-03-07 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-resa.livejournal.com
Real World ala Political Elections.

Oh, that I'd watch!

Date: 2008-02-01 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-baldwin.livejournal.com
In the background, you can see that Huckabee and Obama have moved on from politics and are now discussing genies.


Barack's pwning face is SO priceless. And Ron Paul looks a little bit like the Scarecrow from Batman Begins. What's-his-face.

Date: 2008-02-01 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gundamkiwi.livejournal.com
Holy crap! If political...everything...was like this Eye-Are-Ell, I would never turn off the TV! I wish all the real candidates were as snarky and adorable as you make them. <3

Date: 2008-02-01 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timkloske.livejournal.com
This is amazing

Date: 2008-02-02 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thee-penny-lane.livejournal.com
i want the sims so bad

Date: 2008-03-07 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anadandy.livejournal.com
This has to be the funniest Sim take on anything I've seen in a while - I love everyone trying to give ol' McCain some lovin' :D

Date: 2008-03-07 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanathir.livejournal.com
Oh dear God this is great! I think I freaked out the cat laughing so hard at this.

Date: 2008-03-07 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcdchick923.livejournal.com
Hillary tries to get a bit too friendly with McCain, but he's having none of that. What happened to being bipartisan?

Brilliant! :D This is awesome.


Date: 2008-03-07 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloodvamp4u.livejournal.com
That is so cool thanks for sharing!

Date: 2008-03-07 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willdokangaroo.livejournal.com
This is HYSTERICAL! I seriously could not stop laughing.

Date: 2008-03-07 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spinnigold.livejournal.com

YOU MADE HUCKABEE!!!1 [/Daily show, etc]

Date: 2008-03-07 07:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kyburg.livejournal.com
This screams for a cross-posting. You have made my day.

Date: 2008-03-08 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djdig.livejournal.com
Here from [livejournal.com profile] kyburg's cross post.

This is hilarious!!!

Date: 2008-03-07 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-resa.livejournal.com
Being extremely new to computer games -- got my first last week, Baldur's Gate -- I have absolutely no idea what SIMS is. Though this "introduction" intrigued me.

Date: 2008-03-07 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vampireanneke.livejournal.com
This was alot of fun to read. I like the genies part to.

Date: 2008-03-07 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanda-nye.livejournal.com
That's damn entertaining. Do we continue to get updates through the election? I want to find out who dies first... out of that bunch somebody's bound to catch on fire, etc.

Date: 2008-03-07 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlsigman.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] dawnmipb linked this, and I had to follow. Do you know how hard it is to not laugh my ass off at work??? Great job!

Date: 2008-03-08 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trekkingkitty.livejournal.com
This is very very cool. Great job! Thanks for sharing.

Date: 2008-03-12 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jgkimmy.livejournal.com
LMAO. This is made of awesome!