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Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive polls close in Ohio, Texas, Vermont, and Rhode Island. We all have our predictions. Or not. Personally, I appreciate that Barack Obama is apparently forming conspiracies with Canada.

But I'll bet you didn't know that Hillary Clinton can bust a move, and John McCain is a drunk.

That's right, it's time for...


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One last shot of Mitt Romney, before he has to depart the house forevah.


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Mitt Romney 'finds own place'.


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Everyone runs to say goodbye.


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John McCain is so happy, he levitates.


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Goodbye, Mitt Romney. Your antics will be missed. :(


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Um, yeah. I don't know why, but when I went back into the game, Mike Huckabee had no eyebrows. I fixed him up, though, don't worry. Maybe Pierre Noir stole them.


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This is the thanks I get for giving you back your eyebrows?


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Shenanigans!



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This is when I decided that the poker table was going. They were obsessed. Addicted to gambling. Sad tale.


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They had no idea what to do without it.


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Oh, I know, have an argument about soccer balls! Genius.



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I got them a bar, and immediately John McCain went up there and started drinking alone.


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I'm not really sure what's going on down here.


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Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama crash John McCain's party.


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Have a few more drinks, gentlemen.


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Well, something pissed him off. I personally can't think of any reason John McCain wouldn't want to party with Obama and Huckabee right now.


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"Hey Hillary, watch this sweet move."


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"Come on, where's your groove?!"


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"The door is that way."


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Congratulations, men, you have officially failed.


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"OMG we're being bombarded by hail! It's leaving dents in our skulls! What could we possibly do?!"

I don't know, maybe go indoors? But no, they stood out there and freaked out for an hour. Basically, this is when things started to go downhill.


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I don't know, one of them's got the flu, and one of them's scared of bugs, or something.


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This is about the time Hillary Clinton went into aspirational failure and had a nervous breakdown.


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The magical therapist comes and spins some crazy wheel in her face. I don't know, I think she might be beyond help.


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Yeah.


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Cured! Or is she?


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Next thing I know, Barack Obama's sobbing on the couch, and Clinton's all like comforting him.


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Mere seconds later, she lapses into insanity again.


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I find her out by the side of the road, begging for donations.


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ur doin it wrong!


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John McCain is doin it wronger, if Obama and Huckabee's expressions are worth anything.


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I sent Ron Paul to fix the stereo. Um, oops.


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Now we know what Ron Paul truly looks like!


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Ouch. Why didn't the free market save you?


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Ron Paul wisely summons a real mechanic.


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Huckabee has taken over from Romney as the household arteest.


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Well, I'm pretty sure Hillary Clinton isn't responsible for this one.


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Reaction to catastrophe: blind panic. When a phone rings at 3 a.m. . . .


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Hillary: I kissed a giant once. He was twelve feet tall! It was awkward.


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Obama: I am SO SICK of Saturn!


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I don't even know what this is all about. They're probably having an argument about elephants or something.


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McCain: Hey Barack, are you hip to my jive?!

Obama: Not really.


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Watching for Canadian spies.


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I come back to find this truly tragic scene.


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Okay, forget bipartisan, this house is bipolar.


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Barack Obama decides to lecture Hillary Clinton about the dangers of babies.


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"Babies are a lot of work, Hillary! You just don't realise! If I find out you're having a baby, I'm going to be really mad at you!"

Um, I think she's a bit too old for that, Barack. And, lol, too late.



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Obama: Promise me to ALWAYS stay away from babies!

Clinton: Okay, I promise...



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I'm hoping for a repeat of this tonight, in real life. Live on CNN, if possible.



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The Republican version of this little 'jam' was going down in the next room.



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I believe that Mike Huckabee's expression makes this picture, and there is no need for me to say anymore.



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HOPEFULLY I'LL BE KICKING SOME OF YOU OUT NEXT TIME I PLAY THE HOUSE! :D
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