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Yes. The Candidates are finally back. I checked, and I haven't updated this since March, so I feel very ashamed. Anyway, I wanted to get this out before they chose their running mates, so here it is.



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Wow, this is... unrealistic, but I'll take it.


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Ron Paul gets on the computer to 'find own place', since he dropped out of the race and will have to leave the house. Don't worry, he'll get to come back if someone chooses him as their running mate! *Cough*


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The shenanigans begin again.


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Um...


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Bye, Ron Paul.


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Not sure what this face is for. Maybe somebody told her it's her turn to leave the house.


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Obama and McCain don't seem to notice, apparently they're already into the general election.


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Ouch.


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Goodbye, Hillary. If I were you, I'd be getting the hell out right about now, too.


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She looks so sad.


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But when she got into the cab... she disappeared! Exactly like what really happened! The Sims imitating life?


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I have never seen such sorrow.


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Don't worry, everything's still normal.


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Thanks, I'm definitely having nightmares now.


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I know it's hard to see, but that's Barack Obama radiating pure hatred at John McCain from the other couch.


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Oh, okay.


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What can I really say?


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Why not burn the house down?


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Barack Obama finally cracks under the pressure.


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The therapist arrives. In the background, John McCain tries to show off his flaming dessert.


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McCain is NOT happy that nobody is paying attention to his dessert.


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To try and break the endless cycle of fighting, mental breakdowns, and fires, I send Obama and McCain downtown to, uh, meet the voters.


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Unfortunately, they just seem to be falling back into their old habits. Obama dances, McCain glares.


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Yeah, if I were that waiter, I wouldn't be happy, either. I bet he's voting for a third party candidate.


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Can you feel... the rage tonight...?


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Intense.


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Obama shoots himself in the head.


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Intriguing.


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McCain tries to chat up some voters. "Would you like to see my violin?"


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Obama takes the fried eggs approach, but this guy doesn't seem too impressed.


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Some old lady nags him about recycling. Probably a Hillary Clinton supporter, so he can just ignore her, because they only make up like 0.02% of the Democratic base... right?


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Obama spins some tunes.


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Ethel tries to break it down with McCain, but he looks kind of startled.


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Apparently she doesn't care that Obama is attacking the guy she was just dancing with. Maybe she's actually an aged hippie. "Just go with the flow, man." I'm changing her name to Sunshine Star.


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Apparently Obama doesn't want to dance with anyone, either. How do you people expect to win votes?


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Obama finally hits the floor with the rest of the crowd.


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Meanwhile, McCain randomly stalks the kitchen staff.


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Before the night is over, Obama cleverly puts a plate through Mrs. Crumplebottom's arm.


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And when they return to the house... this.

That's all for now!

Date: 2008-08-20 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thevelvetsun.livejournal.com
Ahahaha this is great! After they choose their running mates you should move them in and do more updates. :D

Date: 2008-08-20 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
Oh, trust me, that is my plan!

Date: 2008-08-20 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-bottles.livejournal.com
xD I can't believe I didn't see this earlier. It's great!

Obama DJ'ing = win.

Date: 2008-08-20 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenmeg.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA, this is made of win.

Date: 2008-08-20 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] commander30.livejournal.com
This continues to be absolutely amazing. XDDDDD

Date: 2008-08-20 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentmaly.livejournal.com
What's this about Hillary Clinton disappearing in a taxi? Did I miss something?

Date: 2008-08-21 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
Well, I'm not sure if she ever disappeared in a taxi, but she did seem to disappear right after she quit the race.

Date: 2008-08-20 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peachiekene.livejournal.com
I just found this and!! *^-^* I love it!

I am sad to see Hilary go. I mean, I knew it was coming, but it would be awesome if she came back (in this) and was their maid or something. (Just to have her around.)

Date: 2008-08-21 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
I know, I was sad to see all of them go. :(

Maybe I'll have them all come back at the end for a reunion, or something.

Date: 2008-08-21 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeremymlad.livejournal.com
Hilarious! I got my abs workout just from laughing at all six parts. Well done madam!

Date: 2008-08-21 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fondued-jicama.livejournal.com
I love the one that you said was definitely giving you nightmares. XD It's so priceless. So is Obama DJing, and McCain in the kitchen... ah, good times.

But I'll miss Ron Paul. He and McCain, they had them some good times. ;)

Date: 2008-08-21 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beautifulview.livejournal.com
I have never such rage from sims before. Brilliant and hilarious as usual. :)

Date: 2008-08-22 05:31 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-08-22 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cazrolime.livejournal.com
I thought that the Obama-McCain slapfight montage was the best thing I'd ever seen ever, but then there was Obama's expression as he spun some decks. xD This is brilliant. I'm off to find the older ones. :D

Date: 2008-10-01 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thevelvetsun.livejournal.com
You really really really need to do an update with Biden and Palin. We're missing out on some prime comedy opportunities! :)