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Now that I've got all this free time, I figured that I owed the world a Sims update.

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Well, look who arrived at the White House in the dead of night.

Okay, people, bear with me here. I know the sim!Joe Biden really looks nothing like Joe Biden, but he was ridiculously difficult to make on The Sims (compared to Sarah Palin, who was almost too easy). So just pretend he looks like Joe Biden, okay? Okay.


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Don't ask me.


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Biden: Sweet, a couch!


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First VP debate!


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. . . Oh.


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Flip-floppers.



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Obama and Biden disagree about violins. Trouble in paradise?


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No comment.


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Is this really necessary?


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. . . Awww? o_O'


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Uh oh.


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Sarah Palin initiates herself as a full member of the household by setting the stove on fire.


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And Joe Biden wins the award for fastest mental breakdown!


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Who doesn't like burnt poptart?


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Hey, it's YOUR fault they're burnt, Sarah Palin.



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Well, at least they're cheering for the right people.


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Oh.


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This is Sarah Palin's dancing face.


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It's hard to tell, but that's Joe Biden pointing and laughing at Sarah Palin as she busts out her sweet moves.


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"Obama said knock you out!"


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Bomb bomb bomb... bomb bomb... Iran...


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I think they're rooting for different teams.


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I just don't know.


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Joe Biden goes in to hug John McCain, but McCain rejects him in horror... while apparently thinking of Barack Obama.


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Palin: What are your thoughts on world domination?


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Biden: lol did u hear John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate?


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Obama: What? No way!


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McCain: lol hey guyz, what're you talking about?

Biden: Nothin'! ;D

Obama: :O


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Teehee.


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Obama shares his mad air guitar skillz with Sarah Palin. She seems confused.


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McCain seems upset, I can't imagine why.



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BETRAYAL!


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Don't worry, I don't think they're going to be forming any alliances soon.


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Suddenly, Obama begins to break it down.


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Check out Biden's face in those last pics. I think it's one of the best things I've ever seen on the Sims.



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Barack looks accomplished. Biden looked slightly relieved.



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Meanwhile, John McCain is just... upstairs. Alone. :-\


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Not to be outdone....


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Joe Biden discusses the merits of himself.


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Some blond guy randomly calls up Joe Biden and starts talking to him. Biden's like, "No, dude, I think you've got the wrong number. Ron Paul doesn't live here."


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"But how about world peace!"


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My God, what has horrified John McCain so much?



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Naked Joe Biden!



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Yeah, his face was stuck like that for a while.


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Most awkward dancing EVER.



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Immediately after the Fail Dance, Barack Obama bursts into tears.



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I find him over by the fireplace, contorted like this.



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Oh dear.



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Until next time!

Date: 2008-10-01 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenofevil.livejournal.com
Hee hee hee! Even my sims hatin' hubby was giggling at this update. Keep up the good work. :)

Date: 2008-10-01 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catfactory.livejournal.com
LMAO at "bomb bomb bomb... bomb bomb... Iran".

Date: 2008-10-01 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opportunemoment.livejournal.com
Wow, I've just read through all these entries. They are brilliant. *is trying not to giggle too hard*

Date: 2008-10-01 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cindyanne1.livejournal.com
Lol Palin bombs. :D

Date: 2008-10-01 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mary-contrary.livejournal.com
LOL, I was so hoping you'd update this. :D

Date: 2008-10-01 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peachiekene.livejournal.com
lol
"My God, what has horrified John McCain so much?"
"Naked Joe Biden!"

Best part! *^-^* Glad to see this updated!

Date: 2008-10-01 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachel-space.livejournal.com
i was so damn excited to find you updated this! with Palin-sim acting like a realistic moron :P
:D <-- my face upon opening LJ

Date: 2008-10-01 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huinesoron.livejournal.com
...cannot breathe, too much funny...

Date: 2008-10-01 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lea-hazel.livejournal.com
When I heard about Sarah Palin being McCain's VP candidate, your Sims were the first thing I thought of.

<-- Dork.

Date: 2008-10-01 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
Hee! That is awesome. I have to admit, one of the first things I thought upon learning that she was the VP choice was, "Well, she'll be pretty fun to make on the Sims!"

Date: 2008-10-01 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepartyline.livejournal.com
lol omfg. I love Fail Dance and how he was all upset with himself. He feels unclean!! Uncleaaaaaan!

Date: 2008-10-01 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timkloske.livejournal.com
What the hell did you do to Obama to make him cry so much? Pee his pants?!?
lololol

Looking forward to Sims 3?

Date: 2008-10-01 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandtree.livejournal.com
I honestly have noooo idea what was going on there. He literally stopped dancing, and immediately began to sob. It was ridiculous.

Yessss, Sims 3 should be amazing. I'm glad there's a while before it comes out, though, because I'm not sick of Sims 2 yet, and if I tried to install both of them on my computer... things might get slow.

Date: 2008-10-01 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loveconfess.livejournal.com
This is hilarious xD.

Biden's reaction to Obama breaking it down was priceless!

Date: 2008-10-01 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reksims.livejournal.com
I just read through all your updates...very funny!

Date: 2008-10-01 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sukikins.livejournal.com
oh, i can't wait to see what happens next.

Date: 2008-10-02 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxmyfearsmylies.livejournal.com
I am SO addicted to this. More. Now. Everything is just so perfectly HILARIOUS. :D

Date: 2008-10-02 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyminya.livejournal.com
I actually just tried to cover my face a la Barack Obama. It was hard. D: MAN'S GOT SKILL!!!! :D

Date: 2008-10-02 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunnydlita.livejournal.com
I just discovered this series. You are BRILLIANT!

Date: 2008-10-03 06:46 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-10-07 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arellanova.livejournal.com
"Immediatly after the fail dance, Barak Obama bursts into tears..."

I love it! As a master of occasional fail myself, I applaude his attempt."

Date: 2008-11-01 11:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] naughtydolphin.livejournal.com
"Obama said knock you out!"

That was gold.