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Sorry these are slightly late... I got distracted, and my internet's going wonky because it's raining.

Chapters One and Two
Chapters Three and Four
Chapters Five and Six
Chapters Seven and Eight
Chapters Nine and Ten



Check back tomorrow for: zombies.
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-Heroes last night = WUT.

-I broke Facebook. I somehow managed to remove 'is' from my status. I don't know how, it just happened. Proof:

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Unfortunately, it came back when I changed my status. But for a few hours, I had triumphed over Facebook.

I'm posting these chapters now, because after this I have to go eat dinner, and then read about eight chapters out of textbooks. Huzzah.

Chapters One and Two
Chapters Three and Four
Chapters Five and Six
Chapters Seven and Eight



Tomorrow: Mr. Blackstone and Pierre Noir are discovered, pretty much everyone takes on the Clandestine Council, and Adam has an admirer.
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At this moment, I should be reading about Medieval history. But I'm not. Sucks to be you, Europe. Actually, sucks to be me, because Europe's already out of the Middle Ages, and at this rate, I'll never be.

It is time for more Magical Adventures!

Chapters One and Two
Chapters Three and Four
Chapters Five and Six



Check back tomorrow for the next two chapters, in which Martha meets with the idiot royalty of Valmell, and a few of our heroes come face to face with Finnegan O'Fear!
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First of all, I want to apologise to anyone who isn't reading this, and is annoyed by all these posts. Unfortunately, they're not going to stop. But thank you for putting up with it, in any case.

Chapters 1 and 2
Chapters 3 and 4



In the next two chapters, we meet with the ambassador and his trusted valet again, the occupants of the tree get a surprise visit, and Napoleon Bonaparte has marital problems.
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Thanks to you guys who commented on the first two chapters. I honestly wasn't sure that anyone would be able to get through them, but I'm happy that it seems to be entertaining people. So without further delay, chapters three and four:



The first two chapters can be found HERE if you missed them.

I'll post the next two chapters tomorrow, in which Mr. Blackstone and Pierre Noir come face to face, and the everyone in Britain is killed.
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I've decided that instead of posting my entire NaNoWriMo in one go at the end of November, I'm going to start posting it in parts now. I think it will be easier to consume that way, for anyone who feels like reading it.

So, tonight, we start with the first two chapters:



I'll post the next chapter tomorrow, in which our heroes attend Mr. Blackstone's ball, and Pierre Noir makes an appearance.

Eclipse II

Sep. 21st, 2007 12:11 am
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Guess what? I have insomnia again. So guess what?

ECLIPSE in fifteen minutes. )

Come on over to Part 4: 'BREAKING DAWN in Fifteen Minutes'!
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So I've finished New Moon, because these books are clearly sent from Hell to latch onto my brain and not let me stop reading them.

This one was harder to write, because New Moon was good. I mean, like, really good. I kind of loved it. I kind of loved the temporary tattoos that came with it, too. Anyway, this parody was crafted lovingly, that's my point. That doesn't mean it wasn't fun to write.

NEW MOON in fifteen minutes. )

Go on to Part 3: 'ECLIPSE in Fifteen Minutes'.
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This book was more fun than it should have been. So obviously I had to do a summary of it.

TWILIGHT in fifteen minutes. )

And now... Part 2, 'NEW MOON in Fifteen Minutes'.
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The 2006 babies were all in the paper today. I gathered the stats and made a list of the names in order from most popular to least.

I have to warn you guys... it isn't pretty.

Top Ten Boys' Names (in order): Ryan; Andrew, Matthew, Noah; Jacob; Joshua; Luca, Nathan, Nicholas, Owen

Top Ten Girls' Names (in order): Ella; Ava, Emma; Madison; Grace, Julia; Isabella, Olivia, Samantha, Sofia

See the most popular baby names for 2006 in Windsor, the good, the bad, and the ugly - really, really ugly. )

Book List

Jan. 12th, 2001 02:13 am
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1. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
2. Naked Pictures of Famous People - Jon Stewart
3. A Little Princess - Frances Hodgson Burnett
4. Court Duel - Sherwood Smith
5. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - John Berendt
6. His Majesty's Dragon - Naomi Novik
7. The Language of God - Francis S. Collins
8. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - J. K. Rowling
9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - J. K. Rowling
10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J. K. Rowling
11. The Droughtlanders - Carrie Mac
12. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - J. K. Rowling
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - J. K. Rowling
14. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - J. K. Rowling
15. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - J. K. Rowling
16. Retribution - Carrie Mac
17. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
18. A Wrinkle in Time - Madeleine L'Engle
19. A Wind in the Door - Madeleine L'Engle
20. Many Waters - Madeleine L'Engle
21. A Swiftly Tilting Planet - Madeleine L'Engle
22. Twilight - Stephenie Meyer
23. A Great and Terrible Beauty - Libba Bray
24. New Moon - Stephenie Meyer
25. Eclipse - Stephenie Meyer
26. The Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
27. The Queen of Attolia - Megan Whalen Turner
28. The King of Attolia - Megan Whalen Turner
29. Emma - Jane Austen
30. The Amulet of Samarkand - Jonathan Stroud
31. Utopia - Sir Thomas More
32. The Golem's Eye - Jonathan Stroud
33. Phaedo - Plato
34. Ptolemy's Gate - Jonathan Stroud
35. I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert

1. The Fellowship of the Ring - J. R. R. Tolkien


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