BELLA: Oops, cut myself, how silly of me. Vampires: . . . ! JASPER: *Tries to attack!* BELLA: Oh look, I've cut myself again, and again, and again, and --
OH BELLA HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE???
JACOB: You're using me as a narcotic? Oh well, I'll take what I can get.
Jacob is so funny. [Beams]
BELLA: You know, the local population of mythological creatures is disproportionate to the size of this town.
[Wild grins]
Now read Eclipse. And put more Jacob into your summaries
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Date: 2007-09-18 09:13 pm (UTC)Vampires: . . . !
JASPER: *Tries to attack!*
BELLA: Oh look, I've cut myself again, and again, and again, and --
OH BELLA HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE???
JACOB: You're using me as a narcotic? Oh well, I'll take what I can get.
Jacob is so funny. [Beams]
BELLA: You know, the local population of mythological creatures is disproportionate to the size of this town.
[Wild grins]
Now read Eclipse.
And put more Jacob into your summaries