'TWILIGHT in Fifteen Minutes'
'NEW MOON in Fifteen Minutes'
'ECLIPSE in Fifteen Minutes'

Obviously, major spoilers for 'Breaking Dawn' beneath the cut.

( BREAKING DAWN in Fifteen Minutes )

So I've finished New Moon, because these books are clearly sent from Hell to latch onto my brain and not let me stop reading them.

This one was harder to write, because New Moon was good. I mean, like, really good. I kind of loved it. I kind of loved the temporary tattoos that came with it, too. Anyway, this parody was crafted lovingly, that's my point. That doesn't mean it wasn't fun to write.

( NEW MOON in fifteen minutes. )

Go on to Part 3: 'ECLIPSE in Fifteen Minutes'.