Genius. I can't quote all the stuff I lolled at because that would be half the thing, but I loved the blood in sippy cup.
JACOB: Are you sure the Volturi just don’t have a naming law, or something? ‘Cause if they did, I think ‘Renesmee’ would violate it.
Oh, so much agreement. And now *ack* think of all the girls (and one boy born to over-obsessive parents) who are going to be called that. I predict a boom in about one year.
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Date: 2008-08-05 07:37 am (UTC)JACOB: Are you sure the Volturi just don’t have a naming law, or something? ‘Cause if they did, I think ‘Renesmee’ would violate it.
Oh, so much agreement. And now *ack* think of all the girls (and one boy born to over-obsessive parents) who are going to be called that. I predict a boom in about one year.