Can I just ... can I just say, that this is, by far, ten thousand, five million, or even A MILLION THOUSAND BILLION AND OTHER NUMBERS THAT DEFY MATHEMATICS AND INDEED, DEFY REALITY times better than Breaking Dawn?

Which, after reading a synopsis of, I have decided I will NOT read, and also, the people who published this book should be strapped down into chairs with their eyes and ears wide open and forced to listen to the audio books of all four novels in this series over and over until their minds collapse into MUSH, which really, I would give them like until half-way through New Moon for that to happen, in which case I'd make them listen to Breaking Dawn anyway, even after their brains got all mushified, because WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY PUBLISHED IT?

Stephenie Meyer should be legally prohibited from writing anything ever again, and they should burn down the printing presses and book-binding machines that are responsible for bringing this horrifyingly bad piece of un-literature to the masses.

Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for bringing some desperately needed humour and satire to the Book That Shall Not Be Named. :D